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I was purusing the internet news space this evening, catching up on what was happening
in the world. For the most part it was the usual headlines, "More troops to Iraq",
"Elderly women mugged", "<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007110349,00.html">Mechanic:
I have sex with cars</a>"...WHAT?!?<br /><br />
Apparently a mechanic in the UK admitted that he has had relations with over 30 models
of cars over the past 20 years, plus two motorboats and a pal's jetski.<br /><br />
From the article, "<span class="norm12"><i>Experts believe his fetish is the result
of a condition called paraphilia, meaning unusual sexual behaviour. They also believe
it stemmed from childhood incidents.</i>"<br /><br />
When asked about his unusual relationship with autos the mechanic responded, "</span><span class="norm12"><i>I’ve
been honest about my fetish with my partners — male and female — and only one girl
was jealous. I’m currently in a long-term relationship and I couldn’t be happier.</i>"<br /><br />
Just when you thought the world couldn't get any stranger. If you're interested read
about it <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007110349,00.html">here</a>,
you may never look at your car the same way again.</span></p>
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      <title>Just when you thought you'd heard everything</title>
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I was purusing the internet news space this evening, catching up on what was happening
in the world. For the most part it was the usual headlines, "More troops to Iraq",
"Elderly women mugged", "&lt;a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007110349,00.html"&gt;Mechanic:
I have sex with cars&lt;/a&gt;"...WHAT?!?&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Apparently a mechanic in the UK admitted that he has had relations with over 30 models
of cars over the past 20 years, plus two motorboats and a pal's jetski.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
From the article, "&lt;span class="norm12"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Experts believe his fetish is the result
of a condition called paraphilia, meaning unusual sexual behaviour. They also believe
it stemmed from childhood incidents.&lt;/i&gt;"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
When asked about his unusual relationship with autos the mechanic responded, "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="norm12"&gt;&lt;i&gt;I’ve
been honest about my fetish with my partners — male and female — and only one girl
was jealous. I’m currently in a long-term relationship and I couldn’t be happier.&lt;/i&gt;"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;br&gt;
Just when you thought the world couldn't get any stranger. If you're interested read
about it &lt;a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007110349,00.html"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;,
you may never look at your car the same way again.&lt;/span&gt;
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